The 1st of MANY MANY Grace Jones posts

Amazing work by contemporary light artist Chris Levine,click on the link below pictures to see the full effect - it puts my Grace Jones wall to shame.







http://www.gracejonesbychrislevine.com/

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this is toooooo funny

Had forgotten all about this video till my previous post when i uploaded the pic of my sister in tripod last Saturday,well its a very very funny video and I'm allowed post it because I'm from Neilstown so there

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Summer People

This time of year is one of my favourite!Irish people are so enthusiastic whenever there's a little shimmer of sunshine,granted we have had some beautiful days this month but please please please remember ALWAYS carry a cardigan in your bag,the sights of two perky nipples either side of some scaldy knacker junkies infected Bellybutton ring is enough to turn anybody off their Centra €2 sausage sandwich

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Barbie Vs Cindy

For many centuries the debate has raged - who's better - Barbie or Cindy?
'Barbie!',the unwashed masses cry. 'Look at her costumes, look at her job titles!



While it's obvious the creature must have graduated from about 72 PLCs and done about 90 Fas courses, have the ability to never sleep or feel the need for sustenance, air, or LOVE - and these are all enviable things - my money's on Cindy. Sure, Barbie can give birth by detaching her whole chest cavity and still lead her horse -



but can she do this?!





Cindy Sherman, the most self obsessed genius of the century. Sherman is kicking around for 56 years now and still looks great. Maybe these photos are her very own Dorian Gray portraits.

Cindy is an artist who uses herself as a canvas, only photographing herself she uses makeup and costume to completely recreate her image.

Sherman started out with 'Untitled Film Stills', a series of photos each made to look like captured images from black and white movies.



She moved on to include famous figures from history, fairy tales, monsters and clowns.







My own personal favourite was Centerfolds, in which, taking into account the salacious idea of what that title conjures, with the whole mens magazine take on ideal women, she cast herself in the role of scared, abused victims. It's pretty hardcore (and not in the sexy way). Aaaaand that makes me sound like a sicko. Which I am.



Her latest series; of rich, upper class women gone to seed, I was blessed to catch by sheer accident when on a trip to Rome and by golly it was only bleedin glorious.



Cindy deserves to be checked out and worshipped and also feared - cos if this loon ever gets wind of Partie Monster, all our sellotape and facepaint costumes will be like dust in the wind.....




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Kerry Katona - We Understand!

Poor Kerry, all these years of victimization and name calling and it turns out everything she did is completely understandable! No wonder the bovine looper went crazy on the nose fizz - wouldn't you?!

Imagine it - being associated with that isle of terror known as Iceland, I'd be banging up in the Arnotts' changing rooms.

ICELAND - hell really did freeze over. Bankrupt, erupting, wrecking package holidays to Malaga, home to people whose names would make spellcheck blow up, home to the gammy eyed fella from Sigur Ros who finally gets a solo album and then uses the opportunity to do a live action remake of Catch The Pigeon.



But now! Look what the local AA are doing to car crash victims!
Who knew a breezy day out in a Punto could lead to such unspeakable horrors!




So, if this is where YOUR mum's gone - don't be in a hurry to get your 'divine' frozen half strawberries/cardboard puke nuggets dipped in chocolate - the woman has signed her own death warrant.

All joking aside, buy Jonsi's album, don't go to Malaga, I love Iceland, if you must bang up do it somewhere classy like BT2 and Kerry Katona is a mad bint.


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Lost Virginity

So now that Sarah Silverman has Popped our Blog cherry(It was ooooh so good even though she looks like a horse) please come in and enjoy Plasticised Misery!Expect anything from beautiful art to gossip about Soap stars because we all know Fanci reads Soaplife AND Insidesoap!We also love Music,Music videos,Film,Mannequins,Fashion,Science,Drinking,Partying,Traveling,inappropriate jokes,handsome men, and most of all having a good auld moan.Also expect complete and total overuse of the exclamation mark !!!!! Getting excited just thinking about it.......

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Shame it took Sarah Silverman to come up with this one!

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