Kerry Katona - We Understand!

Poor Kerry, all these years of victimization and name calling and it turns out everything she did is completely understandable! No wonder the bovine looper went crazy on the nose fizz - wouldn't you?!

Imagine it - being associated with that isle of terror known as Iceland, I'd be banging up in the Arnotts' changing rooms.

ICELAND - hell really did freeze over. Bankrupt, erupting, wrecking package holidays to Malaga, home to people whose names would make spellcheck blow up, home to the gammy eyed fella from Sigur Ros who finally gets a solo album and then uses the opportunity to do a live action remake of Catch The Pigeon.



But now! Look what the local AA are doing to car crash victims!
Who knew a breezy day out in a Punto could lead to such unspeakable horrors!




So, if this is where YOUR mum's gone - don't be in a hurry to get your 'divine' frozen half strawberries/cardboard puke nuggets dipped in chocolate - the woman has signed her own death warrant.

All joking aside, buy Jonsi's album, don't go to Malaga, I love Iceland, if you must bang up do it somewhere classy like BT2 and Kerry Katona is a mad bint.


Putrid Dunne